and ye King Derek could not eat the food, for it was all Instragrammed by his touch, so he starved.

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You know, I'm drunk,

I'M BEDE haha hi dad shut up son I'm working here

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I went to a metal bar this afternoon and spend hours speaking to a chick behind the bar with low self esteem.

She gave me her number. She's easy.

SHE'S OBESE, DON'T DO IT DEREK

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Where am I going with this?

Fucked if I know.

But I'm sure it sort of has some sort of relevance to Hockey. It has. I know it.



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I'm going to troll semi-outer suburban pubs tomorrow arvo. I want to see how far this insecure bar chick
thing extends.

Am I wrong? yeah, most likely. But why? Bede drove me to this through his inability to rise to my primitave jibes.

be it on his head if I engage in mindless bartended banter and/or bonking

where was I going with this?

sigh

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