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Oh god, a dog in a football jersey. Does it get anymore bogan?
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Oh god, a dog in a football jersey. Does it get anymore bogan?

The dog is named after an aussie rules player?
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Yeah I listened to the James Blake album and thought it was pretty average as well.
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hmm, significantly underwhelmed by the new Matthew Dear and James Blake albums.

James Blake's new album is horrible... think he's craning for a few populist award gongs, 'cos his earlier EPs were very cool (& very different).
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The dog is named after an aussie rules player?

Touche!!!
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I still think Ravey is way cuter.

God knows how long it would have taken to get him in that hoody.
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that sucks kel

what was in it?

Dad joke Friday up in this bitch


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James Blake's new album is horrible... think he's craning for a few populist award gongs, 'cos his earlier EPs were very cool (& very different).

-10 SHUFFLE POINTS! It's brilliant!

New Matthew Dear is brilliant too!!! New album penned for late this year too
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-10 SHUFFLE POINTS! It's brilliant!

New Matthew Dear is brilliant too!!! New album penned for late this year too

Nah, it's cack mate.
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Oh god, a dog in a football jersey. Does it get anymore bogan?

a cat in a hoodie (in baysie, no less) is pretty bogan
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How bad is this Remix of blakes

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that sucks kel

what was in it?


It was a creamy herb sauce with cherry tomatoes, prawns, and broccoli. Sounded really good in my head!
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This is awesome.

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A few jokes to cheer all y'all tittays up.

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I was at my Mum's when she said "Russell, you're 29 years old now, when are you going to find a decent girl, one with morals and not the usual tarts you seem to attract and settle down"

It was at this point my girlfriend left the room in tears.

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Lee Harvey Oswald won by a long shot.

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My girlfriend said it would be nice if I could maintain an erection.

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Who named Trojan condoms?

The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone's day up.

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Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.

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I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best mate, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, "What's going on?"

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As I walked out of the room, I heard them giggling and calling me a "dickhead", but I had the last laugh. I checked the next day, and none of his scores had even registered!

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more jokes more more MORE!!!!!!!
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davey d'ya mind if i put that joke on fb? i think it's brilliant. you'll get full credit.
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this was from my dad


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Yeah I listened to the James Blake album and thought it was pretty average as well.

As Sean said, the EP's were really promising but the album has tried for vocals a la Caribou or Moderat but failed dismally.
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I listened to the James Blake album expecting brilliance and I was thoroughly disappointed. Might give it one more listen but yeh not impressed at all.
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davey d'ya mind if i put that joke on fb? i think it's brilliant. you'll get full credit.

go for it
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James Blake's new album is horrible... think he's craning for a few populist award gongs, 'cos his earlier EPs were very cool (& very different).

It's annoying as some of the production is heavy as fuck! Maybe he'll release an instrumental version.
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i've never listened to James Blake

but jus did then, Limit to Your Love is an alright tune

is that one off his album? or an old good one?
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a cat in a hoodie (in baysie, no less) is pretty bogan

Nah, it's just plain old cute
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IMO the Blake album edges the Dear album due to the subby production. The dear album is weak synthpop.
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this is surely a joke too

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FORGET pig's snout and ram's testicles.
In the world of extreme food, shots of stallion semen are the treat du jour - across the Tasman at least.

Our Kiwi neighbour will be serving up glasses of horse semen at its famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month, a "delicacy" that racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake says will have extreme foodies "raring to go".

"Horses are pure testosterone you know. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself," Mr Kerslake, of Christchurch, said.

"You'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards."

The NZ$10 shots won't be for the faint-hearted.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bre...-1226008122105

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lol they're gold Davey!

Like the spider one, jokes that could only have come from a dad
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i've never listened to James Blake

but jus did then, Limit to Your Love is an alright tune

is that one off his album? or an old good one?

Off his album. It's a a Feist cover.

The album only came out this week.
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this is surely a joke too


What a bunch of cum guzzlers.
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IMO the Blake album edges the Dear album due to the subby production. The dear album is weak synthpop.

Dear is a genius!!!
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this is surely a joke too

heh heh, he said zizz

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Nah, it's just plain old cute




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FUCK THIS AFTERNOON IS DRAGGING!

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Dear is a genius!!!

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Man beers at lunch doesn't help with productivity in the afternoon.

Might be time for berocca number 2
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@ those jokes. Good work Davey's dad.
yeah, that's freakin profound....

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Dear is a genius!!!

Hardly! He's merely rehashing acts that have gone before him on this album; and none too cleverly either. Some tracks are almost blatant plagiarism.
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honestly i just pick random words that sound good in my head that describe the sounds in the mix


this set would suit being listened to at dusk.
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Enjoy your fluorescent pee.

OMG!

I friggin freaked out the other day when i peed and it was bright bright yellow.

I thought something is going wrong with me.

I was actually gonna bring it up on here, but thought i'll get bagged out too much...
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Hardly! He's merely rehashing acts that have gone before him on this album; and none too cleverly either. Some tracks are almost blatant plagiarism.

I meant as a whole. As a label owner, DJ, live Techno act, productions under his numerous alias' as well as his work under his own name.

Calling it blatant plagiarism is a bit far fetched.
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I think it is. I'm seconds away from grabbing one from the fridge.
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