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Pardew surely should be in the running for manager of the year?

Setting aside Mancini's bank balance and Rodgers'/ Lambert's relative overachievements, his squad building and transfer dealings look pretty faultless.

Pity he's such a cock. He should get it but since he's such a wanker I'd rather any other manager in the League get it other than that Goblin-fucking Orcman.

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I'd rather any other manager in the League get it other than that Goblin-fucking Orcman.



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A highlight reel including a shot that got head directly at his chest? Szcz is better.
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Szcz is better.

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Szcz's penalty saves this year were pretty sweet.

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Goalkeeping can't be that hard, even Bism's doing it now.

It's a piece of piss.

You just go left or right... maybe throw in some theatrics to make it look hard, Rob's your mother's brother.
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Goalkeeping can't be that hard, even Bism's doing it now.

Evidently it's easier than running up a wall and doing a backflip.
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Pardew surely should be in the running for manager of the year?

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Pity he's such a cock. He should get it but since he's such a wanker I'd rather any other manager in the League get it other than that Goblin-fucking Orcman.

I would like to think that you are aware that isn't Alan Pardew.
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So Dan, are you goign to Zabiela on Sunday or watching the game?

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Wikipedia says Cisse signed to Toon for a fee in the region of 10 million squid?

nine million is still 'in the region' of ten million, depending on which way you look at it.
and we picked up ba for free
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So Dan, are you goign to Zabiela on Sunday or watching the game?

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I would like to think that you are aware that isn't Alan Pardew.

No shit . Probably shoulda put parentheses around "other than that goblin-fucking orcman" bit.
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There's a lot of Newcastle fans on the internet today.

They're all United fans hoping that someone else can do the job they couldn't
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I dont know how to do it haha, record that game, go zabs watch when I get home....

Dont record game, go zabs, watch Utd without knowing newcastle score/ find out the score on phone.

Dont go Zabs, will be sore from creamfields/mayweather fight bender anyway watch Sunday night both games.
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I think id support Pardew for manager of the year. How much is luck and planned who knows, but it's an exciting team.

Geordie fans are kidding themselves if they think Ashley won't sell the team though. Ba is already gone and it will be hard to keep some of the others if they don't make the CL
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Pardew in for smuggest **** on Earth.
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Pardew in for smuggest **** on Earth.

to be fair, he has every right to be smug at the moment.
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to be fair, he has every right to be smug at the moment.

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That 2nd goal was simply sublime, hat goes off to him, even though we lost, they were both amazing goals.

I think the 1st one was better - lovely little touch of his right boot to sit it up for him, then walloped with his left into the far top corner

The 2nd one he just banged it in the air and got lucky, no real skill on that one. But of course it gets more press.
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to be fair, he has every right to be smug at the moment.

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We took a look at his goods when we got him home. I never want to see anything like that again - it looked like his penis had been traumatically amputated and stitched back on by a blind grandmother with no arms.

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I agree. even if we happen to overcome the top team at home this weekend, and then tricky as hell everton at goodison next weekend, we are relying on spurs to screw up one of their easy games.

happy with Europa, which is enough to be smug about when you are us.
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I think the 1st one was better - lovely little touch of his right boot to sit it up for him, then walloped with his left into the far top corner

The 2nd one he just banged it in the air and got lucky, no real skill on that one. But of course it gets more press.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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After we lost Cesc, Na$ri and Jack, then lost 8-2 to United, if someone had said we'd be in with a good shot at 3rd at the end of the season, I'd have thought they were having a laugh.
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Thats where the we'll still finish fourth started.

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After we lost Cesc, Na$ri and Jack, then lost 8-2 to United, if someone had said we'd be in with a good shot at 3rd at the end of the season, I'd have thought they were having a laugh.

Clichy was the biggest loss
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how good would it be if arse lost their last game and ended up 5th
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Clichy was the biggest loss

C'mon man
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I agree. even if we happen to overcome the top team at home this weekend, and then tricky as hell everton at goodison next weekend, we are relying on spurs to screw up one of their easy games.

happy with Europa, which is enough to be smug about when you are us.

5th + chelsea win UCL = not even in europa

would you be happy with that?
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Thats where the we'll still finish fourth started.

Vision and patience young fella

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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clichy plays well against good teams but goes to shit against the shitty ones...

summary: dan just got trolled by clichy
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5th + chelsea win UCL = not even in europa

would you be happy with that?

is that even how it would work? no, I wouldn't.
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summary: dan just got trolled by clichy

eh? I don't rate clichy, that was a joke.

actually no, I do rate clichy. fuck you.
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is that even how it would work? no, I wouldn't.

Assuming Chelsea finish 6th in the league:

Chelsea lose UCL final:

1st, 2nd, 3rd = champions league group stage
4th = champions league qualifiers
5th = europa league

Chelsea win UCL final

1st, 2nd, Chelsea = champions league group stage
3rd = champions league qualifiers
4th = europa league
5th = nothing
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fuck i hope chelsea lose. they dont deserve shit from this season
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Assuming Chelsea finish 6th in the league:

Chelsea lose UCL final:

1st, 2nd, 3rd = champions league group stage
4th = champions league qualifiers
5th = europa league

Chelsea win UCL final

1st, 2nd, Chelsea = champions league group stage
3rd = champions league qualifiers
4th = europa league
5th = nothing

Nearly but not quite - defending champions get the qualifiers place if they finish outside the top 4 - they don't go straight to the group stage.

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actually if chelsea win the fa cup and the ucl, then the europa league spot they gain from winning the fa cup may go to 5th place instead

gets pretty complicated if they do win it
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Nearly but not quite - defending champions get the qualifiers place if they finish outside the top 4 - they don't go straight to the group stage.

ah right i read differently somewhere

doesn't make a difference to the fate of 5th place anyway
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Pardew is small fry that got lucky with his transfers. How many seasons has he been fapping about in the bottom being all shit and stuff.

That Norwich or Swansea manager should get it, or even Kenny for all the lols. Buts it's the FA so it'll go to whoever wins the title
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Nice, but I think I started the 4th call before that......
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