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So the roo has sought me out. And brought a mysterious bag of white powder with him...
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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If I get a mortgage where the repayments are half my total income, am I going to end up sucking cock cuddling for cash?

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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total income or total disposable income?

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Total income. Case study:

Loan amount: $300000
Monthly repayments: ~$2000
Net monthly income: ~$4000

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Its doable, but, your life is going to suck for a long time. Cya later, shitlord.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Depends what the rest of the costs are, car loan, credit card debt, monthly porn expenditure etc. $500 a week aint a lot after groceries etc
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is your income likely to rise soonish, promotion or are you on cpi payrises or something? Interest rates are really really low, in a year or two when they are possibly up 2/3 % from now, you would be really fucked. I wouldnt touch that debt with a barge pole on 4k a month, you need to be able to sleep at night.

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Depends what the rest of the costs are, car loan

Haven't got one.

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credit card debt

Haven't got one.

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monthly porn expenditure

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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is your income likely to rise soonish, promotion

Who knows, I was the golden child at work before I decided to fuck off for 13 months. I'll have to gauge the vibe when I get back. It's all purely academic at the moment anyway, I've still got like 5 months left on my full-time contract with le army.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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I really feel for anyone that's buying at the moment, especially in Sydney. I wanted to get into the market but the prices are just insane and would kill my life completely due to the cost. Good luck if you do decide to go for it
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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From my understanding you have to prove to the bank that you can make repayments by saving the cost for three months or something like that, so it could be worthwhile giving it a go anyway.
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I don't think he was after tips on getting a loan approved, i think he was after his quality of life after committing to a 50% income loan ^


But yeah, a few of my mates got into the house market really young. It sucked balls for them, drinking goon every weekend (in your twenties), not going on any boys trips, not being able to kick on, ever, etc.etc.

But now they are pretty sorted for the next 10-15 years,

so who knows ~!
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@Derpy: I've already got that covered, due to the false economy of operational deployment.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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@Derpy: I've already got that covered, due to the false economy of operational deployment.

Makes sense. You'd be saving a decent amount atm I'd imagine.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Total income. Case study:

Loan amount: $300000
Monthly repayments: ~$2000
Net monthly income: ~$4000

The problem with this assessment is a 300k property can only be found in bum fuck Idaho.

Now is not the time to be buying houses...will only get cheaper.
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The problem with this assessment is a 300k property can only be found in bum fuck Idaho.

Now is not the time to be buying houses...will only get cheaper.

Assessment didn't include savings, but I know I'll be a long way from the city. Example A: http://www.realestate.com.au/propert...rama-110096277

Lookat dat fucking land. LOOK AT IT.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Assessment didn't include savings, but I know I'll be a long way from the city. Example A: http://www.realestate.com.au/propert...rama-110096277

Lookat dat fucking land. LOOK AT IT.

You should always refer to the suburb as Bananarama.

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FAO: Derpy

Fuses in your fusebox should not be glowing red, and smell like burning and be half falling out huh?
You're a sparky, not a doctor, what should I do?

I assume sticking a screw driver in there to poke it back in is not the correct thing to do yeah?

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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If they're glowing they're probably overheating.

Hose them down.

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Fuses in your fusebox should not be glowing red, and smell like burning and be half falling out huh?
You're a sparky, not a doctor, what should I do?

I assume sticking a screw driver in there to poke it back in is not the correct thing to do yeah?

Pull the fuse and see what the wire is (let me know, it may be a nail ) . It sounds like it has an oversized fuse wire, and there is a fault on the circuit, thus the fuse isn't tripping. Sounds pretty serious...
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Its doable, but, your life is going to suck for a long time. Cya later, shitlord.

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Thanks Crabby. I'll think I'll give it a miss this time.


Went to check again, more burny smell. Old man came out to have a look (also a sparky, just a lazy **** who wouldnt go check till he could smell the burning himself, from inside).

AGL called and sending someone coming out. Something something insulation worn away something something spark something main fuse. Something cut off at the mains to repair something something turn off all that we can. I zoned out a little.

Exciting times in Guildford. If its not drive bys, its faulty or worn fuses.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Yeah I was basing m assessment of this guy I know. We used to hang out, smoke weed, go to hiphop shows and were real cool like.

Now he owns his own place and is a fucking hermit.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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If they're glowing they're probably overheating.

Hose them down.

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Assessment didn't include savings, but I know I'll be a long way from the city. Example A: http://www.realestate.com.au/propert...rama-110096277

Lookat dat fucking land. LOOK AT IT.

Still man, I'd be really wary of buying houses at the moment. Prices won't rise in the next 6 months and there is a reasonable chance of something bad happening imo.
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Yeah I was basing m assessment of this guy I know. We used to hang out, smoke weed, go to hiphop shows and were real cool like.

Now he owns his own place and is a fucking hermit.

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Still man, I'd be really wary of buying houses at the moment. Prices won't rise in the next 6 months and there is a reasonable chance of something bad happening imo.

I won't be back in Melbourne until Christmas, and won't be actually in a position to buy until early to mid next year. Pretty ken to see what the market does between now and then.

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Supply fuse replaced. Power is back.

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Visited my brother in law in hospital tonight after he had a stack in a mountain bike race, poor bastard looks horrendous, broken neck, cheekbone, fingers, teeth knocked out. Ouch
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Visited my brother in law in hospital tonight after he had a stack in a mountain bike race, poor bastard looks horrendous, broken neck, cheekbone, fingers, teeth knocked out. Ouch

That sux man

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Visited my brother in law in hospital tonight after he had a stack in a mountain bike race, poor bastard looks horrendous, broken neck, cheekbone, fingers, teeth knocked out. Ouch

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That sux man

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do you think he'll be selling his mountain bike cheap?

Yeah I made that joke last night, we all laughed, then he cried, then I cried.

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