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Bism, I was watching Sherlock Holmes 2 last night & Watson's wife reminded me of your vag, who I've only seen in tiny pictures & could be way off track, but anyway, Kelly Reilly.

Holy shit. There's some proper doppels on Google images.
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Just walked home from the next suburb with glitter all over my face and through my beard.

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Holy shit. There's some proper doppels on Google images.

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Holy shit. There's some proper doppels on Google images.

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Something something roids.

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/trav...526-1zbto.html

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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I'm hungthefuckover, stupid Gin.

Don't you blame gin for your problems, Matt. Gin is innocent, and delicious.

Bailed from the buck's party at about 3.30 last night, playing squash finals in 40 mins. Woke up drunk so decided to keep on drinking - whatever, I do what I want.
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lol there's another 'article' on that sharky **** that posts pictures of all the dirty hookers he bangs on facebook

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Don't you blame gin for your problems, Matt. Gin is innocent, and delicious.

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Just walked home from the next suburb with glitter all over my face and through my beard.

Yes.

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I'm hungthefuckover, stupid Gin.

A friend of mine is doing Dry Martini July instead of Dry July. I think that's something I could get on board with.
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A friend of mine is doing Dry Martini July instead of Dry July. I think that's something I could get on board with.

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Don't you blame gin for your problems, Matt. Gin is innocent, and delicious.

Bailed from the buck's party at about 3.30 last night, playing squash finals in 40 mins. Woke up drunk so decided to keep on drinking - whatever, I do what I want.

This is the one downside of having kids, not being able to get drunk when you wake up. Well technically i suppose I can really if I want to.

Last night drank 6 beers, was pretty pissed. Long runs plus drinking equals savings!
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20 year old roid addict with shit generic tribal sleeve tattoo and "tough as shit" pose.

Heh, people.

Lol dude says he's "never suffered side effects". Pretty funny how someone who prolly spends a lot of time staring at mirrors hasn't noticed that hairline....
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A friend of mine is doing Dry Martini July instead of Dry July. I think that's something I could get on board with.

Fucking genius pls take 5 manual likes. I'm in.
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woke up in Hawthorn....time to try hi tech burrito
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lol there's another 'article' on that sharky **** that posts pictures of all the dirty hookers he bangs on facebook

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/trav...526-1zbtp.html

ANd just because mentioning Zyzz in the other two articles wasn't enough, here's one on Zyzz as well.

http://www.theage.com.au/digital-lif...526-1zblu.html

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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woke up in Hawthorn....time to try hi tech burrito

Nuclear Salsa. Do it.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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This is the one downside of having kids, not being able to get drunk when you wake up. Well technically i suppose I can really if I want to.

Last night drank 6 beers, was pretty pissed. Long runs plus drinking equals savings!

I thought the point of having kids was so you don;t have to get off the couch every time you want another beer? Put the little fuckers to work.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Not really, my son is a massive smart arse. Nothing like me.
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Oh man I hope i don't have a kid on the way, czech girl said if she gets pregnant she will keep it, after i had sex with her all week without a franger !

*adam sandler, "WEDDING SINGER YESTERDAY!!!!!" quote"

Then i will end up running away from my problems like all the other parents ITT

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"crazy woman seen rearranging drinks at drink station so that all the labels faced the front"

Still laughing at this.

It's funny because I do that in my fridge.
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i thought of you after my long run when i was taking my sock off and noticed an L on the sock on my right foot
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Not really, my son is a massive smart arse. Nothing like me.

Sometimes when they're talking back you just look at them & think ... "fuck you... ME!"
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Oh man I hope i don't have a kid on the way, czech girl said if she gets pregnant she will keep it, after i had sex with her all week without a franger !

*adam sandler, "WEDDING SINGER YESTERDAY!!!!!" quote"

Then i will end up running away from my problems like all the other parents ITT

At least you can be fairly confident none of your mates have spit-roasted her yet, so she's a potential keeper

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Nuclear Salsa. Do it.

Yeah I got that...the chick was all like "are you sure you don't want to try it first, its pretty hot."

Bitch I know what I'm doing.
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Yeah I got that...the chick was all like "are you sure you don't want to try it first, its pretty hot."

Bitch I know what I'm doing.

Standard, they said that to me too (I noticed they didn't warn Eddie, they must know him by now). The stuff did tear me a new one though, I'll admit.

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Maybe Eddie just looks more manly than either of you.
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Maybe Eddie just looks more manly than either of you.

He's not looking too manly right now, he just staggered in after his 35km effort.

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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shit he must be typing up a really long post in the exercise thread

judging by the noise coming from his keyboard, yep.

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He's not looking too manly right now, he just staggered in after his 35km effort.

poor eddie

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i thought you were going to have a crack about the beardless-ness

Well yeah that too, between that and his lack of gym attendance he's lost his spot in the man club to Derpy (who is rocking a pretty decent beard these days)

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lol so i'm a man now aye? Shit, better get to the gym more.

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This is the one downside of having kids, not being able to get drunk when you wake up. Well technically i suppose I can really if I want to.

Never stopped any of my ancestors
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