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Post the contents of your pockets
$6.05 in change (2 x $2, 1 x $1, 2 x 50c, 1 x 5c)
1 x Go Card
1x handkerchief (as yet unsnotted)
1 x Sony walkman (red)
1 x lip balm
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$6.05 in change (2 x $2, 1 x $1, 2 x 50c, 1 x 5c)
1 x Go Card
1x handkerchief (as yet unsnotted)
1 x Sony walkman (red)
1 x lip balm

thats one big pocket

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Originally Posted by mlirosi View Post

thats one big pocket

pawpaw cream...not in the tube

putting lids back on tubes '101'


that's distributed through 4 pockets ... phone and wallet end up in there when walking out n about.


edit: i actually have 5 pockets ... the change is in (funnily enough) a change pocket.
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Last edited by Funkedub: 04-Sep-12 at 01:05pm

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I don't have a pockets on my skirt.
But if i were wearing something which had pockets here is my contents:
1 x Samsung Galaxy Nexus

That's it. Everything else is in my bag.
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see ... that's why girls have handbags ... because they never have pockets ... ever ....
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I'm only using 1 pocket at the moment as my phone is sitting beside me and I've got out of the habit of having my wallet in a back pocket, which leaves me with just the essentials:

-handkerchief (slightly snotted)
-keys
-lip balm
-listerine strips
-cig lighter
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul, take four letters and let's rock n roll
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the rest: nothing.
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keys, wallet, phone... some coins...
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toilet paper... 'cause f*ck spending money on actual face tissue...
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whose penis?


...
today I have zero pockets
Ya baloney

Last edited by Ruthykins: 04-Sep-12 at 01:10pm

Reason: grammar and shit

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whose penis?


...
today I have zero pockets


see!
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can i post whats in my bag? seen as i have no pocket?
1 x wallet
1 x set of keys
5 x weekly pay slips
1 x superannuation slip
1 x mirror
1 x bottle of perfume
1 x foldable fork
1 x packet of tissues
1 x pen
1 x broken necklace
1 x foldable brush
2 x USB Sticks

thats only my handbag.

i have tote bag which holds
1 x pair of heels (when i wearing my flats)
1 x pair of flats (when i'm wearing my heels)
1 x clear pocket with my assignment
1 x clear pocket with my personal papers
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Everything else is in my bag, oh my hand is in my back pocket when I am not typing, its cold in here.
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I know of a guy who had a hole in his pockets of his school pants, he put his dick in there and got a girl to put her hand in his pocket to a little surprise.

Anyway I'm wearing little sports/running shorts which have no pockets.
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oh my hand is in my back pocket when I am not typing, its cold in here.

sure it is

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Funke, how the fudge can you stand having loose coin in your pockets? That shit drives me crazy.


Work days I just have a phone and my work swipe, the rest goes in my bag.

Not at work, phone, wallet, keys and most times mp3 player.
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Originally Posted by borrisGLOWSTICK View Post

Funke, how the fudge can you stand having loose coin in your pockets? That shit drives me crazy.



see my other post/edit ... the coin pocket!!

That small extra pocket that lurks just under the belt at the front of the pants. Usually the source of funds for the morning coffee
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Lint.
Everything else is in my bag, oh my hand is in my back pocket when I am not typing, its cold in here.

i must confess i just tried to sit with my hand in my back pocket and it isnt too comfortable.

put your hand under your thigh...now thats you warm
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You are the first person I have ever met who actually uses the coin pocket.

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Right pocket

- Wallet
- Keys

Left pocket

- iphone
- Packet of Stuvo classic 20's (soft pack)
- Lighter

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Originally Posted by borrisGLOWSTICK View Post

You are the first person I have ever met who actually uses the coin pocket.


once you meet me I can be the 2nd (not always for coins though)
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul, take four letters and let's rock n roll
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You are the first person I have ever met who actually uses the coin pocket.

Srs? Coin pockets rock.
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left pocket
- 2x iphones (personal + work)

right pocket
- card wallet with licence, 2x money cards (personal + work), fuel card and some cash money.

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Phone, wallet, coins and car keys.

Speaking of coin pocket, just checked mine and found a winning free snickers bar wrapper. Sweet
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You are the first person I have ever met who actually uses the coin pocket.

i put my house key in there when i'm having a big night out, it's too small and annoying to keep change in though
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NB: My coin pocket is the perfect size for my tiny tin of mustache wax.

Real men have their coins loose in their preferred-hand pocket
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Lint.
Everything else is in my bag, oh my hand is in my back pocket when I am not typing, its cold in here.

"I theme-dress depending on where I'm going... if I was going to dinner at a Chinese restaurant, I would wear a kimono - it makes it more fun." Kelly Osbourne.

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NB: My coin pocket is the perfect size for my tiny tin of mustache wax.

Real men have their coins loose in their preferred-hand pocket

What wax do you use? I'm thinking of getting some but have no idea what brands are good / what to expect.
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well, depends on your mo' type. My understanding is there is two general types; there is like a mousse/paste if you have a wispy/soft hair type, or you got the tough-as-fuck variety for yer wiry moustache (my hair type). I use this stuff:



Some bloke in London makes it. It's the first brand I tried and it works pretty well. 20 bucks delivered and you get 3 little 10g tins. One for the bathroom, one for the coin pocket and the other in the car/bag/missus' purse/whatevs.

It's fucking stiff stuff (it would never work as a regular hair wax unless you wanted that Cameron Diaz "Something About Mary" look). It took a few goes to work out how to use it properly. You only need to use a tiny bit. Gotta properly emulsify, but even then it gets a bit grainy so you kinda smooth it in with a bit of water. you can get a nice even spread by using a lice comb (really fine teeth, perfect for mo' work). I don't usually need to reapply throughout the day, but take a tin with me just in case. You can touch it up pretty easily with just a dab of water.

Remember, work it into the roots but don't be too rough or you'll pull the hair out!



There are a shitload of brands out there... some are colour co-ordinated to your hair as well (this bounder stuff is neutral). Would be interested to hear your thoughts on another brand if you pick up something else. There are about 20 zillion websites reviewing mo' wax and the general "Art of Mo'"
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I have a pen in my pocket today, and a tissue.
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knife, black marker, car key, gloves, chapstick, wallet. There would be a phone also if i wasn't holding it right now. No money though, hence the reason i just ate muesli for lunch.
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Originally Posted by Funkedub View Post

see ... that's why girls have handbags ... because they never have pockets ... ever ....

I usually have pockets and a handbag. I carry a lot of crap with me. Until recently, I never carried a handbag ... in which case, the contents of my pocket/s looked something like this:

-phone
-purse wallet thing (on the largish side)
- iPod
- 2 sets of keys
- loose change
- anti-bacterial hand wash stuff
- and when not in use, my sunglasses

now it's my phone and keys and sometimes the iPod in my pocket and the rest in my bag. Bags make pockets not stretch so much ... who'd have thought...
the magic is back =D

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