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Maybe this says more about me than I want to admit but not 1 minute after she left I was thinking I have to have a quick wank was even nearly late for a date because of it.

If no-one wants to believe me then fine just let the thread die.


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Maybe this says more about me than I want to admit but not 1 minute after she left I was thinking I have to share this with my friends on the forum and seek their counsel.

yeah, sorry dude but thats pretty sad. id still be thinking about fucking her for much longer than 1 minute.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Thanks guys - like I said this was hardly a brag post - otherwise the ending would have been much different!

Trust me I was rancho. It "ruined" my date because as nice as she was she was about 10-15 years older and 10-15 kgs heavier than sunbathing girl. Like a hot ex gf that ruins you for all future ones. The image literally could not leave my mind.

You know I might have to end this thread as it just hit me what if she's into techno/trance/raves and reads this forum? God knows how I found this forum but she might fit the bill being no more than early 20's. Serious question how many people read this forum every day? Cheers.
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It "ruined" my date because as nice as she was she was about 10-15 years older and 10-15 kgs heavier than sunbathing girl.

should probably concentrate when youre with someone who's in your league

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You know I might have to end this thread as it just hit me what if she's into techno/trance/raves and reads this forum? God knows how I found this forum but she might fit the bill being no more than early 20's. Serious question how many people read this forum every day? Cheers.

again, stop analysing everything. you seem rather paranoid about just about everything.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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You know I might have to end this thread as it just hit me what if she's into techno/trance/raves and reads this forum? God knows how I found this forum but she might fit the bill being no more than early 20's. Serious question how many people read this forum every day? Cheers.

nah man, she will never know it is you



well, unless you told her your name..

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Reason: pixelated facial region to protect identity

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Pls delete photo and advise how to delete from my profile.
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Pls delete photo and advise how to delete from my profile.

you may as well move out and find a new apartment, i guarantee she's seen it by now.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Pls delete photo and advise how to delete from my profile.

I have pixelated your face, just like on TV

you will probably need to refresh the page for it to take effect

will that be ok?
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Thanks for that.

How do I delete it from my profile as well? It keeps saying "opps error" or something. I'm actually a very private person.
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Originally Posted by jarrardscott View Post

well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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That really is WTF!

Ok enough Chad talk move along nothing more to see.
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So marshy did end up losing a bit of weight...
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Ok enough Chad talk move along nothing more to see.

you're right, and i can sum this thread up with another picture.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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I'll pay that .

Time to move on. In the unlikely event that I get lucky I'll let you guys know.
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you look familiar, you're name isn't John is it?

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Yep she's a live one!

Just finally to any non-believers I swear to god (which is a saying as no I don't believe in god) this is 100% true. Apart from one small time when I used the pseudonym "Brad" (which I'm told was pretty obvious!), in 6 years I've never uttered a lie. I actually hate alias' and made up stories and I believe I've expressed that before.

Maybe this says more about me than I want to admit but not 1 minute after she left I was thinking I have to share this with my friends on the forum and seek their counsel. I was even nearly late for a date because of it.

If no-one wants to believe me then fine just let the thread die.

Fuck off with your shit life, pal (or write a blog about it).

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Chad…interesting choice Marshy, is that the name you give the pollies and judges who come trawling for rough trade along Forbes St? It's so tragically cliched is all, you could have done better with something like "Dallas" for example.
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seriously, how is Chad still single?
Listen to your friend Cheely Zane
He is a cool guy...
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Name:  Chad Sexington Cropped.jpg
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Well, you're obviously not Chad Sexington.
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seriously, how is Chad still single?

Dude has had about 60 dates in about 35 months! Dude keeps his clothes on!

Sounds like dude's a Swenka!

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tl,dr
either your crazy, she's crazy....or she is european. Although if you and her are crazy that could also work.
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tl,dr
either your crazy, she's crazy....or she is european. Although if you and her are crazy that could also work.

i think the court yard is actually just the common area at the mental hospital.
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seriously, how is Chad still single?

One word, plaayyaaa.
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Post script.

Much like Marshy's latest attempt to lose weight, this story isn't going to involve any happy endings.

She is leaving for interstate and no Chad didn't "go there" if you know what I mean.

Probably for the best (at least that what I tell myself lol) as she turned up to be VERY strange and alternative. I mean seriously. At one stage she tried to convert the whole building into some new age health thing. And she had some sort of disease where she could only spent 5 minutes at a time in the sun. Weird.

So yeah nothing happened - just thought I'd let you guys know by way of an update. She stopped even saying hello, and at some stages was shacking up with some randoms. But I'll miss her in a funny kind of way I guess.
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why weren't you all over the new age health thing.... it could have ended up in tofu filled sex.

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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Not my style.
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Not anyone's style
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Perfectly formed rack and an adventurous mind isn't your "style"

you silly boy.

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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I have sex with tofu all the time.
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If she could only go in the sun for 5 minutes at a time that explains the toplessness, to get maximum exposure on her skin.
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Yeah that's what I figure too.
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Can you at least share with us her facebook?
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European fo sho,
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Life trainwreck stories, bewbs, mod angering drug implicated posts and 2fast2furious only.

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Can you at least share with us her facebook?


No that would be inappropriate.
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Its only inappropriate if they're jail bait, even if she is there is always the blur filter...
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No that would be inappropriate.

She sunbakes topless, as if she'll give a shit or even know for that matter.
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DirtyKnees pics plz.
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Theres one below my user name fyi.
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Told ya!
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You only doubt my existence because i'm female.
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No, my doubts arise from your user name and avatar.

Hey, you could totally prove me wrong, and I think you know how
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No, i exist, but I really don't have any desire to compromise my already flimsy internet anonymity.
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You could just PM them to me?
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I believe the avatar is already quite suitable. Also, how would pictures confirm my identity unless you had something to link or match them to?
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its coz your name is dirty knees and your female and your not real
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I tried fellas! I really did... Over to you guys.
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You'll never get me !
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You're probably heaps fugly anyways.
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pretty average if i do say so myself.
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