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This one goes out to the Unzapped! #7
Unzapped by reporting the last thread to the mods because it was 3k+ and they still haven't closed it!
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don't ban me for mod sass bracko, I'll be good


EDIT: Forgot to add the "Sad-sack count" to the OP
EDIT: long post is long... spoilered

So here we go...
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Ya baloney

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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yay i'm the saddest person on the internet !

Take it to the zapped thread buddy!
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Really need a 2012 fresh start!
Been a bitch of a year but I've learned a lot. Now to rebuild from scratch..

totally agree on this one!!!
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yay i'm the saddest person on the internet !

Tell us something we don't know.
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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You could shave yourself with that wit.
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shut up old man, don't u have another mind numbingly boring mix to spam ?
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that’s terrible spastic
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Been a bitch this year and I've learned a lot. Now to rebuild from scratch..

reprazent girl!

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yay i'm the saddest person on the internet !

How on earth did I come second? Must be all that bullshit we spam here

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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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that’s terrible spastic
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reprazent girl!

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yay i'm the saddest person on the internet !

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How on earth did I come second? Must be all that bullshit we spam here

I think it's more of a generational thing. The rest of us didn't even have to vote.
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I think looking at the threads in the "general" that maybe Fred_Pillhead forgot to take his pills today, so I guess that could be an unzapp.

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I need a pause button, im not ready to leave tomorrow...

Have an accident. Then you can enjoy that magical country from a magical hospital bed
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FFUUU. Already having a crappy run this week... and now How to make it in America's been cancelled.
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Major unzappage. My work is fucking stupid and useless.

They fucked up my holiday pay. Initially I had applied till the 16th off, but found out late that I'm back on the 3rd. But the amount of pay I just got for holidays indicates that it's still for the 16th. FFS they are USELESS. Now I have to rectify the issue, and probably have to pay them back money...

Ugh, found out today that this means they have to reverse it by not paying me for those weeks. My leave loading for the annual leave will be borked now as well. FUCKSTICKS.

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Only one of the office bitches is decent there, but she's dumb as dog shit as well.

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7:30am and I've already taken a pineapple. It's about the third or fourth one in a week. All because some assholes keep moving goal posts and then expecting me to keep up without even knowing that they've changed their expectations.
So much for my Christmas spirit
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7:30am and I've already taken a pineapple. It's about the third or fourth one in a week. All because some assholes keep moving goal posts and then expecting me to keep up without even knowing that they've changed their expectations.
So much for my Christmas spirit

If someone's not adequately informing you of changes to procedures and you're being reprimanded as a result, I'd be having a quiet word with the person responsible and letting them know that as a result of a communication breakdown, you're being unfairly reprimanded for something that was should've been brought to your attention when it clearly hasn't happened.
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Not quite that simple I'm afraid. This is coming from way up the food chain. Site/Island politics at their best!
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Not quite that simple I'm afraid. This is coming from way up the food chain. Site/Island politics at their best!

I see. Still not right, imo.
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I thought all the talk of pineapples and goalposts was some kind of office xmas footy.

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Have an accident. Then you can enjoy that magical country from a magical hospital bed

I know its probably really bad, but the thought did infact cross my mind...
Meanwhile, im back here in australia... wooo
I miss my friends, i miss everything about japan... I've plummetted right back to reality and it is horrible.
I miss speaking and hearing and listening to and trying to constantly decipher japanese.
argh
I miss having my own space.
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I'm sure there are overseas students itching to learn english in return for helping your Japanese in Adelaide.

Just make the most of what you've got and be positive.

On a positive note, I'm back in rad town in the new year
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Random.

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Unzapped by not being able to sleep at all last night on one of the only days of the year, when I can actually sleep in for once.

i know that feel bro
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