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As in the guest chefs? Good point though, if they had no idea who it was, they wouldn't even be able to be thinking "I reckon that is Celebrity Chef Y's dish" meaning they couldn't possibly be anything other than objective. Good idea really

They'd still know at this stage of the comp due to presentation and knife work. Maybe later, not so much.
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I think it's a good idea, especially cos Dan Hong's style is very specific. But that wouldn't matter if they just had them cooking the same dish.
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not captaincy material, it was like ying and yang with her and the other dude... surprised she didn't cry more, or did they just edit it out? Is Masterchef toning it back hopefully? they don't put them in easy places though.
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That cupcake chick completely fucked up all her desserts. Fail. I thought the red team got the raw deal, although the made less cash, they probably gave diners an overall better experience, especially since most of the blue customers were blowing up with their desserts taking so long

If it was based on who would come back to eat again I doubt blue would win
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Yep the concept was a bit flawed, it was more about who could get the most into the restaurant, didn't matter if the food was shit, people still had to pay at the end.
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Cry cry cry...stupid producers of Masterchef...we don't need this on TV!
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Yep the concept was a bit flawed, it was more about who could get the most into the restaurant, didn't matter if the food was shit, people still had to pay at the end.

Was a bit weird, eh? Time limit meant a lot though, gotta ensure everything flows smoothly so every had time for dessert...bu if you're going of money earnt, not quality, it should have been a "pay what you think your meal was worth" so then the quality/service all come into play
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I was amazed that girl in what must've been close to 7 hours couldn't get her desert done. I'm not a cook but it shouldn't take that long right?
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Yeah, fondants are apparently better when chilled in the fridge first and then baked in the oven for like 10-15minutes... I have no idea how she couldn't handle that considering the pannacotta seemed pretty sorted and can go straight from fridge to plate?!? It should have been really easy...
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what a BS first round! and how stupid is Kevin?!?
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lasagne. you've got to be kidding me.
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Surely the dumbest thing ever done on Masterchef. Knob deserved to be eliminated.
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All I can say is, Kev that was the stupidest choice ever. That was the most obscure shit when you had things like penne and spaghetti. Never have I seen such a grave dug for oneself.
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I don't understand how they could set it up that everyone after him had to fall in his hole though! Made no sense whatsoever!!
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Big Gay Kev. Didn't see that coming but yeah, huge dumbass Kev for thinkin it was lasagne??! Really??
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How did he even get in a show called masterchef and not know what lasagna was ffs.

Same goes with ****s not making pasta before. Surely you practice this shit.
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^^^ Yeh, she's doing my head in too...she's so trying hard to be the 'it' chic on TV...so typical of her to do a NY styled-bagel! Trying to fit in that hip image of a NYer

Last night's episode...it was almost a cry-free episode till the old chick and the Muslim girl cried...it was at least short bursts compared to last week...

And, is it just me or is it that every year we always have a 'one-trick pony'...like every season there's always one person that only shines when they can squeeze in a curry themed dish...farking annoying as this is Masterchef...all about variety!
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What annoyed me about last night was the use of tomatoes. The bagel chick just had a couple of tomatoes sitting on the plate. Even the girl that won just had some chopped up tomatoes sitting there - was bullshit. Steve should have picked the bacon.
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^^^ The Muslim girl would've had a problem with the bacon But its bound to happen

That fat-filled cheese sandwich...like seriously, looks like sh1t and could you possibly serve sh1t and expect to win the challenge? The irony in the fat judge...joking about the fat content in the sandwich and got the phone ready to make an emergency call...look at yourself fatty...your already in the danger zone in that department
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I reckon the size of his gut has increased 10 fold in the last 2 weeks. He must have some seriously strong buttons on his shirts.
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Was so close to changing the channel when that chick started crying. Can't stand that shit

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that emma girl is a black belt in karate and cries over fucking everything.

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Glasses chick has an annoying lock of hair that sits at the front of her ear and gets all sweaty n shiz; I just wanna tell her to tuck it behind her ear all the time!
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>>> FUNKAGENDA >> TECHPHONICS > FRI 24 JAN > MR KIM'S

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i want to throw a goat's milk latte in her face.
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such a hipster hey

she actually doesnt annoy me that much though.

i'd much prefer her over emma making my tv wet with her tears.
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Not gtn the hate either. Big glasses and bubbly, hardly outrageous.

And lol at lettuce being a core ingredient, just a wack a slice of lettuce on and you're done, what more can you do. Tomato essentially the same. All sandwiches have those two ingredients pretty much.
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more try hard than bubbly imo.
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man that peter gilmore is a fatty, you can even hear his fatman breathing on the show
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Do they show a bunch of adds then go back to the show for like 30 seconds and then show more adds again? Or am I just not paying attention (or used to tv with adds)
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i want to throw a goat's milk latte in her face.

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HOWS THE BROWS ON IT?!? Jesus Christ - need to get a leash on those bad bwoys
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god how fucked big are them glasses take them off now





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That desert in last night episode was epic mmmmm i want one right now
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Ooooh yeah. The way it all melted and caved in when the ganache was poured on top was awesome
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each course the judges take turns, one is good judge and the other bad judge. .

i'm left wondering, WHO WILL WIN?!

it looks like i'll find out after the commericals

which contain a "forward"-cap and then another commercial. fkers.

oh, that chick from Offspring, never watched the show, but she seems like she'd be high maintenance.

ok back to masterchef, surprise surprise it's down to the dessert. . WHO WILL WIN?

more commercials.

ooh, an ad for Mainland Cheese, that was well timed.

back to the show, buh bow.

no immunity for the ravioli sombrero team.
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Get IQ. Takes seconds to fast forward the ads.

Cold pasta for an entre sounded pretty av and Amina's dish looked great. The pear probs didn't have enough technique which gave it away. The judges were genuinely stumped on the entre.
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no immunity for the ravioli sombrero team.

that's exactly what I thought of too when I looked at their raviolo
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I thought that was pretty crap, reckon they just didn't want to give up an immunity pin yet...1 and 1 going to the dessert, and they were all dumbfounded by the Three Blue Ducks guys dessert offering, George even said "to me that's just a cheese platter, not dessert" and visually it was weird, they all said the pear was perfect, the biscuit exceptional, the cheese was well coordinated with the dish...yet the Ducks win? CRAP
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ive been watching from the start with interest and after carefully watching all of the contestants I have come to this conclusion:

i would bang mindy, and/or either of the 2 asian chicks
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